Cereals, ranked 

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform) 01/26/2017 at 01:41 • Filed to: Ranked

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1) Frosted Flakes

2) Frosted Mini-Wheats

3) Honey Bunches of Oats

4) Cheerios

5) Lucky Charms

6) Rice Krispies

7) Lead pellets

8) Being shot

9) Nissan Juke

10) Raisin Bran

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > TheHondaBro 01/26/2017 at 01:48

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I don’t blame you, Jukes have metallic taste to them. I want to taste grains in cereal, not metal.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro 01/26/2017 at 01:49

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1. Yes

2. Yes

3. Yes

4. Yes, if honey nut

5. No

6. Anyone else remember rice krispie TREATS cereal?

7. Not bad

8. Ow

9. Too high

10. No

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/26/2017 at 01:56

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Raisin Bran is for people who like Jukes and are poo’s.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > TheHondaBro 01/26/2017 at 02:04

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Raisin Bran is good, shut up.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > TheHondaBro 01/26/2017 at 02:09

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Yes to all. Bran is better than Juke though. And bran is the only cereal that makes me rethink my life decisions, resulting in crippling depression. Cardboard with ketchup is more edible than bran.

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > TheHondaBro 01/26/2017 at 02:11

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Real #1 has to be peanut butter Cap’n’ Crunch

garagemonkee > TheHondaBro 01/26/2017 at 02:11

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Raisin Bran makes poo’s.

AestheticsInMotion > TheHondaBro 01/26/2017 at 02:23

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No cinnamon toast crunch...? What are we, savages?

Bytemite > TheHondaBro 01/26/2017 at 02:31

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I actually like Raisin Bran the most out of that list. It’s the only cereal on there with no added sugar but is still tasty because of the natural dried grapes.

Rico > TheHondaBro 01/26/2017 at 07:29

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No Corn Pops?

Dusty Ventures > TheHondaBro 01/26/2017 at 07:40

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This list doesn’t mention Cap’n Crunch and is therefore invalid

DipodomysDeserti > TheHondaBro 01/26/2017 at 08:43

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My daughter woke up at 3am this morning as I was getting ready and asked if she could have some Lucky Charms. I’ve never bought Lucky Charms, and have no idea how she knows what they are or why she’d decide to ask for some at 3am. If she wasn’t three I’d ask her why she was smoking on a weekday.

DipodomysDeserti > TheHondaBro 01/26/2017 at 08:44

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But Raisin Bran Crunch tho. It’s like crack.

DipodomysDeserti > Dusty Ventures 01/26/2017 at 08:45

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+1 coating of whatever it is that gets deposited on the roof of your mouth

DipodomysDeserti > Bytemite 01/26/2017 at 08:48

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Except that the fourth ingredient of Raisin Bran is sugar. Bro, do even read?

https://www.kelloggs.com/en_US/products/kellogg-s-raisin-bran-cereal-product.html

I mean, you can see the sugar on the raisins.

bobbe17 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/26/2017 at 08:55

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Rice Krispie Treats cereal was the best. I didn’t think they still made it but it looks like they only sell it at Walmart?

EL_ULY > Dusty Ventures 01/26/2017 at 09:13

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Exactly.

Reese’s Puffs Cereal and Cinnamon Toast Crunch also.

Like John Oliver said, “basically candy you eat for breakfast”

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > TheHondaBro 01/26/2017 at 09:19

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First of all rude. Raisin Bran is a great serial.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > TheHondaBro 01/26/2017 at 10:23

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BUT RAISIN BRAN IS AMAZING

TheHondaBro > Dusty Ventures 01/26/2017 at 11:00

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This was a ranking of cereals, not lead shot.

TheHondaBro > AestheticsInMotion 01/26/2017 at 11:00

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Maybe you are...

Bytemite > DipodomysDeserti 01/26/2017 at 11:55

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Oh you’re right. I haven’t had cereal in a long time.

IanZ - limited-slip indifferential > TheHondaBro 01/26/2017 at 12:04

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Glad to see Frosted Flakes take their rightful spot as #1, but frosted mini-wheats are garbage. There is not enough milk in all the dairies of the world to make those dry, flavorless briquettes appealing.

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > TheHondaBro 01/26/2017 at 13:27

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Cheerios #4? I will fight you! Also where the hell are the Fruit loops, God’s gift to diabetus?

Dusty Ventures > TheHondaBro 01/26/2017 at 18:54

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Just because you’ve neglected your oral health and therefore your mouth can’t handle it doesn’t mean it’s not good breakfast

Dusty Ventures > EL_ULY 01/26/2017 at 18:54

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Pretty sure that was the official Reese’s Puffs ad campaign

EL_ULY > Dusty Ventures 01/26/2017 at 18:58

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Reese’s Puffalump Cereal

TheHondaBro > Dusty Ventures 01/26/2017 at 19:33

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My oral health is the best. The best. I have the best dentists. The best dentists in the country tell me that I have the best teeth. We will build a retainer around the teeth, and Mexico is going to pay. Crooked Hillary has crooked teeth. Sad!

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > TheHondaBro 01/27/2017 at 10:00

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Ever had Grape Nuts?